Thursday, June 3, 2010

My next vacation

Somewhere far away there is a never-neverland where pigs fly, hell is frozen over, Clay Aiken sells millions of records yearly, Nancy Pelosi isn't a fembot, Oprah is president, teachers get paid more than sports stars, the Buckeyes get to the championship game and don't choke, nothing I eat makes my stomach hurt, and I get 8 hours, nay, at least 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep at night.

I would give anything to go there.

1 comment:

  1. Don't know about the rest, but one day the sleep WILL come. . .