Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Members of Parliament, Fellow Witches and Wizards,
We have reached that day. The day when dreams come true and hearts grow at least three sizes. The day of the Rapture.
ARE YOU READY TO MEET YOUR MAKER?!
*cue smoke, lights, and "Final Countdown"*
I joke and I kid. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the day when Ava hugs me MORE in a day than I hug her. Best. Day. Ever.
You may now resume your lives and start paying your mortgages again since, you know, the world IS NOT ending today.
Always willing to pop a balloon of ridiculousness,